We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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