You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
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