Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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