imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
So squirting runs in the family.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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