The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Randomize
