dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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