i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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