Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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