Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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