I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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