Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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