Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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