it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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