all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
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