Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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