Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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