I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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