So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Practice the "sorry I may have given you herpes" conversation with me before I call him and break the news
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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