How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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