I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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