I need help removing her.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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