He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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