I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Randomize
