So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
did you just send me my own nude
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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