On my way, I hope you have alcohol for me to blame stuff on...
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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