She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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