Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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