But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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