im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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