she woke up with a sticky ear
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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