just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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