just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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