i can't believe i had my finger in that
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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