party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
We are two peas in an std pod
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
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