Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
