I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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