so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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