They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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