I don't think brook has ever known best
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
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