Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
We left an ass print on the piano.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
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