those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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