At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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