Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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