OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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