...so i touched it.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
we should paint friendship bongs
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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