Don't you send me to vm
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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