he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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