How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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