jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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