let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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