Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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