I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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