therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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