No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
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