so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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