You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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